Okay, But Try Not to Murder Anyone 2, Eric Vall


My name is Jonah Patterson, and I guess you could call me a superhero of sorts.

I used to just be a minimum wage worker at a generic shipping store, but then I came into contact with a magical bracelet.

The cuff allows me to absorb all kinetic energy and redirect it at my enemies, and I’ve already used this power to bring down a mob boss.

But I’m nowhere near done.

A serial killer is haunting the streets of my city, and I won’t rest until he’s brought to justice.

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